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Errection

Data: 2011-05-29 13:59:34
Autor: Antenka
Errection
On 29 Maj, 01:13, "jewboy" <oh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Question:  What happens when a jew with an errection walks into a wall?
Answer:  He breaks his nose  

You must be a stupid dick! You should wear a condom on your ugly head
he he

Antenka

Data: 2011-05-29 22:14:38
Autor: jewboy
Errection


You must be a stupid dick! You should wear a condom on your ugly head
he he


he he he and you must be blond without a dick. Am I right?

A plane is on its way to Tel Aviv when a blonde woman in economy class gets
up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that
she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Tel Aviv and I'm
staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the
flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet
that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to
her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs
to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful,
I'm going to Tel Aviv and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have
the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land.
The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde.
I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear,
and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy
class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get
her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Tel Aviv."

Errection

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